being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store
california girls we’re inconsolable
dreams of doom the visions wont stop
i have to remember that “you should kill them with hammers” is not normal advice to give bc every time someone says they dont like someone else all i can think of to say is you should kill them with hammers.
on the complete opposite end of the spectrum whenever i see a positive interaction i have to resist saying “you two should go at it sloppy style” so really i never win
(via ejacutastic)
me: hmm time to google something
google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩
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